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1) I don’t know who “they” are, but do you know how many dead movie and TV stars there are? Not to mention, the greatest celebrity around: the old J.C. himself. He’s on TV a lot, especially around his birthday. He’s a bit of a drama queen.
2) I didn’t know a sentence could think.
3) Sure you can. The better question is, if a bear shits in the woods, can you miss it?
1. If I were Barack, I’d tell the country to fuck off, and then I’d move to New Zealand.
2. I like to get it drunk and then drink it when it’s least expecting it. You?
This question takes on an entirely different meaning if you replace the word “shave” with “slave,” as I did when I first read it.
1) Have you seen the Tea Partiers? Americans don’t know the story behind How to Differentiate Between Asses and Elbows.
2) “What’s the sound of one hand clapping?” That’s a more interesting question. Let talk about that.
3) Whisky, cigarettes, and contempt for stupid people. And, like, love or whatever.
1) Um… you know you’re on facebook, right? I mean, seriously? Look at Jackass Question Number 3.
2) Grammar school.
3) Hrmm… this is a tough one. Maybe if you used some sort of social networking site and posted some sort of message. I have to workshop this one. Let me get back to you.
